Are You There Spring? It's Me, Kat

Ok, so I wrote this for all my friends on Facebook, so I thought I could be lazy and just post it here…
Double duty for a busy gal!

Dear Spring,
I enjoyed your recent visit and am looking forward to your return. We had so much fun, carousing around with 3/4 sleeves and no need for a second pair of pants or two fleeces. Remember when we rode bikes through the paths and did not freeze or have to dodge snow and ice patches? That was really great too! But now you’ve gone, and I am left shivering and cold in the midst of your departure. I would appreciate your return by Easter, as there has not been a warm Easter in awhile, and I have a really cute outfit I would like to wear. There is a lonely pair of wedge sandals waiting in their box that arrived from Amazon.com in January. They go perfect with my dress with the lilies on it that I never wear because I have no shoes to match and I don’t want to be made fun of by Greg or Virath. I would also appreciate being able to take a cute picture in my outfit with Alea, outside with green grass without turning into an icicle. And maybe you could even team up with Alea and I kick Brad’s ass again, because you know we can’t fight in the house. Easter can be so much fun you see, and it is extra late this year so I can’t see how you wouldn’t manage to fit joining me into your schedule.
I wait for you return with eagerness and expectancy, as do my cute clothes. I will take my box of dresses out of the basement and put then in my upstairs closet so maybe you will get the hint. I will wear open toed shoes and freeze my toes to play hard to get, maybe then you’ll come around. I will ride my bike with 14 layers of clothing to malice your reluctant revisit. I know my attempts are feeble at best and you will probably let that nasty Mr. Winter bully you around until June. And I know I will soon forget you when summer comes along. But please, do your girl a favor just this once…
Your bestie for life,
Kat